Punisher Marries Hottie TV Psychic

Thomas Jane, who played Punisher in the recent film we don't want to see and couldn't care less about, has married Patricia Arquette of TV's Medium. Now we really won't see the film. Why? We're jealous. We've always had the hots for her and shall take it out on her new husband by not seeing his old movie. Petty? Yes. What's your point? Arquette, by the way, was previously married to Nicholas Cage of the upcoming Ghost Rider flick. She's also one of the Arquette brood which includes Patricia (Desperately Seeking Susan -- if you were alive to remember that one), David Arquette (Scream), and Alexis Arquette (the tranny from Wedding Singer, and Surreal Life). Clearly, Patricia got all the good looking genes.