See now you really don't want me to answer that question. I'll tell you that I used to have this Asian friend and we started teasing her one day about how she smelled like rice and vegetables all the time. We were probably high or something. We asked what black people smelled like to her and she said fried chicken and hair grease. She's probably right. and this entire comment is as un-PC as is humanly possible but oh well. It was funny.
LOL, watermelon and collard greens. You know it's a well kept secret...but I don't actually like watermelon. I think that means I'm not really black. I'll have to look that up. I do however LOVE collards. Mmmm mmm good.
Me too. I hate watermelon. People think I am crazy. And I love my collard greens - but only as long as my greens have bacon and butter.
You're switching identities on me. One of these days I am going to fuck it up refer to you by the wrong name. In the process I will confuse bloggers that aren't in the know. Which is most of them. Which actually will be funny so nevermind.
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See now you really don't want me to answer that question. I'll tell you that I used to have this Asian friend and we started teasing her one day about how she smelled like rice and vegetables all the time. We were probably high or something. We asked what black people smelled like to her and she said fried chicken and hair grease. She's probably right. and this entire comment is as un-PC as is humanly possible but oh well. It was funny.
At least she didn't say watermelon and collard greens. I on the other hand smell like damp socks.
LOL, watermelon and collard greens. You know it's a well kept secret...but I don't actually like watermelon. I think that means I'm not really black. I'll have to look that up. I do however LOVE collards. Mmmm mmm good.
Me too. I hate watermelon. People think I am crazy. And I love my collard greens - but only as long as my greens have bacon and butter.
You're switching identities on me. One of these days I am going to fuck it up refer to you by the wrong name. In the process I will confuse bloggers that aren't in the know. Which is most of them. Which actually will be funny so nevermind.
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