Monday, October 29, 2007

10+ Hottest Male Supervillains/Bad Guy Comic Characters (This One's For The Ladies - A Beefcake Counterpoint to Last Week's Cheesecake)

Ladies (or our gay friends), lest it be said that we were sexist, here is our list of the hottest male supervillain comic characters. Last week we presented our 10+ Hottest Women Supervillians/Bad Girl Comic Characters, just in time for the devilish Halloween holiday. That was done in reaction to last year's list of 10+ Hottest Women Superhero/Good Gal Comic Characters, which itself was a reaction to Kalinara and Ragnell's (from When Fangirls Attack fame) request for Cheesecake Appreciation Week. But wait, there's more -- We even provided our own list last year of the hottest male heroes with our Belated Cheesecake/Beefcake Week Posting. So this list is sort of a follow-up to that one. For what it's worth, we did include some self-professed and former heroes on the list. If you don't like, write up one yourself or make a comment. Let's move away now from the most belabored introduction ever, embrace the cliches, and get one with the list.


Gambit

Gambit, you say? Yes, the man from the big easy has been very naughty of late. Not sure what’s going on with him, but I know man of you wish taking him to bed would be the “Big Easy.”


Hans from Fables

This butcher has the naughty Puritan look down pat.


Iron Man

This one may be controversial (in calling him evil), but this ladies man is as soulless as Dick Cheney.


Deathstroke

This assassin still has “it” after all these years.


Lex Luthor

Bald is beautiful.


Namor

Depending on whom you ask, this guy is a villain or a hero. But you got to give him credit, he can pull off a Speedo.


Doctor Octopus

Just imagine what he could do with different appendages (or that cigar).



Ozymandias

He’s always Mr. Right … and Mr. Right now.



Purple Man

Always dapper, he can convince you that you’re having the time of your life.



Kingpin

There’s just so much more of him to love.


Fin Fang Foom

Because we all know how much you love the shorts!





10 comments:

  1. The guys get serious cheesecake and we get jokes?

    That hardly seems fair.

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  2. I don't mind the jokes, but I'm pretty sure nobody thinks the Purple Man is hot. Rapists are a turn-off for a lot of girls.

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  3. M- Perhaps it's my own sensibilities but I tried. I really tried.

    Mordicai - I have to admit, I had completely forgotten about that with Jessica Jones (which is even more embrassing since I loved Alias). But since the list is out there an published, I'll leave it at that. I'm willing to leave all my mistakes out there for others to see. I agree rapists are evil bastards, but so is pretty much every other murderer or most others on the list.

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  4. Aww, no fair! These are all (well, nearly all) wearing *clothes*, and nary a one posed in an ogle-friendly way.
    Where's my fan service? I don't have to start reading Anita Blake, do I?

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  5. Purple Man's a turnoff, I agree. But I'm not gonna complain, you have your chance to make it up to us in the hottest good guy post! ;) (Remember, I'm always ready to duel you! :) )

    I love Gambit. And, hey, sometimes I think about Luthor that way.

    And, though I hate to admit it, I've always had kind of a crush on...

    The Riddler. *hides head in hands*

    But I think that makes me some kind of pervert... So I don't mind that you skipped him. ;)

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  6. Anna - Oh no, you do not have to start reading Anita Blake. There's always anything drawn by Michael Turner though.

    zhinxy: But I already did the good guys. Check it out http://misterfanboy.blogspot.com/2006/10/belated-cheesecakebeefcake-week.html in case you missed it.

    You know, I never got into the Riddler, but found him very endeaing in the Catwoman When In Roe series. If you havn't read, it's fun.

    Being a pervert's ok. Look where it's got the rest of us. Oh wait, nevermind.

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  8. Anonymous9:07 AM

    am sorry ! but none of the characters are remotely sexy :(
    kingpin ? really?

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  9. ah, you had me at gambit, Fanboy, but i'm afraid to say you lost me at kingpin, sorry.

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