Donald Rumsfeld, Defense Secretary, Arrogant Asshole, Poet AND The Unexplainable

Tits list (again) clued us into this. You know when she refers to him as "Rummy Rumsfelch" it's gonna be good. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. It's infuriating. It's hysterical.

You knew we'd be able to use that photo somehow.

And then she links to this, which is unexplainable. Take one part "Total Eclipse of the Heart," liberally mix in large home appliances, sprinkle in the detritus of kitchen life, and knead by 3 Europeans. Oh and there's ass too. Sort of.