Civil War To End Tomorrow

General Rogers will meet General Stark at the Appomattox Courthouse to sign the armistice. If not them, then their stand-ins (Lieutenant Barnes knows he's up for a promotion). President Bush to celebrate by going to a play. Vice President Cheney continues to fiddle as Stamford, CT burns, all the while leading Hell's minions to Earth. Inmates from notorious Negative Zone Prison expected to be released today. Mass migrations expected North. Ken Burns already planning the documentary. Developing ...