A Spiritual Message For The Comics Industry From Mister Archbishop Mother Earth Dalai Swami Imam Reverend Rabbi Shaman Fanboy

We here at the Mister Fanboy Editorial Offices are all about inclusivity. Not only does everyone have to share the same water fountain (except for Mister Fanboy Gamer, we took a vote), but we all worship in our own special way. Except for Mister Fanboy Science. He's an atheist. Don't worry, he's going to hell. We took a vote on that too. Now where was I? Did I have a point?

Anyway, because of our differing faiths, we decided to collectively pray for guidance for the comics industry to our made-up pan-deity, Mister Archbishop Mother Earth Dalai Swami Imam Reverend Rabbi Shaman Fanboy. So we gathered around the maypole, sacrificed a few goats (hey, we'll eat the meat, but not in front of our Hindu and Wicca friends!), and chanted for a sign. Suddenly, there was a flash of light? Or was that darkness? Not sure since I just got back from the eye doctor where he dilated my pupils. So after the avalanche we found the following message written with urine in the snow. We think it's scripture.

Publishers ... HEAR MY WORDS!

Thou Shalt Not Solicit For A Book Until Said Book Is Completed.

Thou Shalt Not Continue To Make Excuses.

Thou Shalt Not Cast Blame On The Artist, When In Fact It Was You Who Jumped The Gun With Your Marketing Plans.

Thou Shalt Not Passive Aggressively Respond To Fan Queries With The "We All Want _________ On The Book And Rather Than Impact The Overall Quality, We Think You Will Agree That It's In Your Best Interests To Continue To Wait" Response.

Thou Shalt Have A Minimum of 6 Months Of Every Ongoing Series And The Entirety Of Every Miniseries Completed Before Soliciting The First Issue.

I HAVE SPOKEN! Let It Be So!!! .

Well, there you go. Our very own Mister Archbishop Mother Earth Dalai Swami Imam Reverend Rabbi Shaman Fanboy has spoken. Let it be so.