Mister Fanboy Web Review: The Gilded Moose

Mister Fanboy Web has graced us with his very first website review. Remember, you saw it here first. That is, unless you saw it somewhere else before now.

The Gilded Moose Website Review

There's a lot of crap out there on the web, that's for sure. However, if you're reading this site, you already knew that. We know you like to gossip. Who doesn't. I mean, Whitney's crack den -who can resist? Still, if you want high-quality gossip (or at least the kind with pretty pictures) with biting wit, sarcasm, and jabs to the eyes of the self-important celebrities, then look no further than http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/. Day in and day out, the Moose provides you with more than you need to know about those that are more fortunate than you, but will likely be experiencing a massive fall from grace 14 minutes from now. Peruse the site. Then go to the archives. If you're really adventurous, go through the archives and look for the post about Whitney's daughter's birthday. I can't post a picture without ruining the joke. Trust me, it's worth it. Other personal favorites include "Sharon Stone Demands 51 Percent Stake in Ewing Oil,"

"Trumps New Baby Taught Valuable Lesson in Understated Wealth,"

and "Scientific Community Fear Cornrows May Impede Blood Flow to Valuable Superbrain."

The Gilded Moose's tagline is "Gossip for smart people." So, if you're stupid, just keep on reading this site instead or go and read your box of Cap'n Crunch.