Thursday, January 18, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Open Letter To Gail Simone: Birds of Prey's Carnivorous Choices
Civil War: Possible Hint To Outcome?
"Plus his relationship with Jessica becomes a real point of pride and
angst as their lives as rebels continue."
The Onion Partners With Washington Post
Omega Flight #1 Cover
Manhunter To End???
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New York, NY 10019-5905
Paltrow Cast In Iron Man Movie
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Breaking News: Shirley Walker, Animated Batman Composer Dies
David Mack: Alchemy of Art DVD In Stores This Week
In stores this Week!You can see the trailer of it and order it direct from
herovideoproductions.com.Let me know what you think.
Shocking: Grace Jones' Long Lost Sister Found
Proselytizing Penance's Pain Points
We're Back- Laptop Goblins Vanquished
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Miss Cleo's Crystal Ball: President Shrub's Address To The Nation Tonight
Today we unveil a new feature here at Mister Fanboy. Our dear friend Miss Cleo will occasionally send her prognostications to us, so that we can share the impending doom, hook-up, or financial windfall with you (well not really, but at least we will tell you about it).
Hell-oooo my good friends. Miss Cleo here wit an important insight into President Bush's speech tonight about Iraq. Let us consult my magical crystal ball.
*Da President will call for at least 20,000 additional troops. I am seeing da number 21,5000, though might be da number of hours of community service remaining on my sentence, mon.
*We have already lost da war. If we all look between da cushions of our couches, we will be able to find it again.
*Democrats will be called traitors by da talky Neo-Cons for disagreeing wit da prez. I don't know what a Neo-Con is but I tink it is da being who will one day walk dis Earth, a descendent of both Neo and Khan.
*Critics will refer to his policy as "rearranging da deck chairs on da Titanic." They are wrong. Iraq is already a failure. Da correct term is "blowing smoke up da American people's collective ass." I can feel da wind. Can you?
*Da President will claim there's hard work to do. He's right on that one, but he won't do it. He will "pass da buck" to da new administration, or to da Second Coming. Whichever gets here first, mon.
* We're fucked. That is all.
David Mack Discusses Envy
Yes, we are all envious of something or another. Whether it Donald Trump's comb over, Lindsay Lohan's intelliginss, or Goldie Hawn's 13th face life (but certainly not the 14th or 17th).
However, we are referring to envy in terms of the "Seven Deadly Sins." For more information on that, to quote Pee Wee Herman, "just read the bible!"
Our favorite artist/writer consistently working in comics today, Mack discussed Se7en: Envy, the 6th issue in the series which acts as a prologue of sorts to the film of the same name that came out several years ago, with Newsarama. Read the article here. We are embarrassed to admit that we have yet to see the film, though we plan on rectifying that soon. Note that Mack is only writing the issue.
Also of interest - LOTS OF INTEREST - according to that article, the David Mack: Alchemy of Art DVD, delayed from last month, will ship to stores tomorrow. Check with you local comic shop about ordering it for you. We know we did.
Again, we apologize about the lack of posting. HP-HAL was taken over by Goblins and apparently the folks at HP-General Hospital can't get their shit together and cure the goblin infestation. Do we need to graduate to Sony-HAL. Don't make us do that HP ... At any rate, if we don't get HP-HAL back by the 22nd, we get to go shopping for a new HAL. But we don't want to wait that long either. So sorry. We know you have precious work time that you are hoping to waste.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
When Laptop Goblins Attack
Curse them laptop goblins. Curse them. Since they've disabled HP-HAL yet again we are consequently unable to post as often as we would like. Fear not workplace time wasters, we will be back as soon as possible. Stay tuned. In the meantime, visit any one of our League of Extraordinary Bloggers off to the left. In particular, check out Arrogant Self-Reliance and One Diverse Comic Book Nation for thoughtful commentary, The Gilded Moose for celebrity-skewering and tits list for fun and social/news commentary.